This time of year when holiday stress can take its toll, take time out to enjoy a bit of humor. It is amazing what a good laugh can do for your spirits. TV shows, magazines, comedy acts…humor abounds. Here are a few of my favorites:
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish. Benny Hill
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. Author Unknown
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. Author Unknown
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. John Andrew Holmes
A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. Unknown
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair,
Must be a pacifist.
What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? Arlo Guthrie
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.